-<p class="cke-footer"> It's no contest, but we still race there
- Like the saintly tortoise and the godless hare
+<p class="cke-footer"><ascii_phil> There once was a man named Bertold
+<ascii_phil> Who drank beer when the weather grew cold
+<ascii_phil> As he reached for his cup...
+<ascii_phil> "NEEEEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP!!!"
+<ascii_phil> Oh, snap! You just got limerickrolled!